A single analyst's multi-GB `agnes pull` held the only uvicorn worker
for the duration of the stream, starving UI / /api/health / every other
API endpoint. Container flipped to `unhealthy`. Triggered while a
6.8 GB `order_economics` pull was in-flight on prod 2026-05-05.
Caddy now intercepts `GET /api/data/{table_id}/download` and serves
the parquet directly via sendfile from the data volume (mounted r-o
at /srv inside the caddy container). RBAC enforced by `forward_auth`
to a new lightweight `GET /api/data/{table_id}/check-access` endpoint
(returns 204 / 403) — the bulk transfer never reaches uvicorn.
Path discovery via `try_files` over the known extract.duckdb v2 source
subdirs. Anything not at a static path falls through to the existing
app handler so legacy `src_data/parquet` and future connectors still
work without a Caddyfile change. Non-Caddy deployments are unchanged.
Stage 1 (multi-worker uvicorn) was considered but blocked by the
single-writer DuckDB lock on system.duckdb — workers > 1 would crash
at startup on "Could not set lock on file", the same race that pushed
the scheduler from in-process writes to HTTP-via-app. Multi-reader
workers + single-writer coordination is out of scope for this PR.